Christopher Walken - update with proof!

I am now following Christopher Walken on Twitter. It's the best reason for Twitter's existence so far!

cwalken A friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess.about 3 hours ago from web There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.about 16 hours ago from web The Pope is in Africa "reaffirming the ban on condom use." His old stuff was funnier. I don't get this new material. Too edgy for my taste.about 22 hours ago from web Someone corrected my last post; said it's "frightened by" not "frightened of." Know what else I'm frightened of? Crazy people.6:29 AM Mar 18th from web I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It's peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it.10:49 AM Mar 17th from web I made a little pimp outfit and put it in the yard. The bluejay hasn't come back since. Some weird shit going on with the squirrels though.1:15 PM Mar 16th from web A soldier on leave told me how much he admired me. Without really knowing me at all. We're alike that way. I hope to see him again too.9:20 AM Mar 16th from web I'll probably mention Elimae once a month or so. I don't know these folks but they do fiction and poetry right: http://elimae.com/new.html6:46 AM Mar 16th from web I spent $40.00 on a bag of food for a dog that eats extension cords. That's still probably cheaper than a bag of extension cords I suppose.5:20 AM Mar 16th from web A dog walked by wearing a frilly sweater. The neighbor kid laughed and said, "That's gay!" He meant the cardigan, I think. Not the dog.6:07 AM Mar 15th from web I don't remember saying that the geese had eaten all of the kittens in Central Park. No matter. She's upset and the geese are very confused.11:12 AM Mar 14th from web She said, "What if you really are you?" and that blew my mind. Okay, it didn't blow my mind. It feels like a good answer though.9:17 AM Mar 14th from web There are many people here now. More than before. It seems undignified to talk about that though so I won't. Welcome, I think.7:25 PM Mar 13th from web Our driver told the story of his childhood spirit animal - which was apparently a civet cat or seasoned marmot. I'm hungry for a pickle now.10:06 AM Mar 13th from web Thank you, new follower, for the offer to let me keep my fingers in the event of a kidnapping. I hadn't given it much thought before today.7:27 AM Mar 13th from web No. I'm not really Tina Fey. That was an odd question but I applaud its random nature.6:57 AM Mar 13th from web An escalator in Grand Central Station is out-of-service. I stood on it for a minute or two in the name of subtle irony. No-one else did.12:19 PM Mar 6th from web Someone commended me for being "approachable." Okay. The truth is that I'm easily distracted and don't notice people touching me right away.1:30 PM Mar 5th from web I buy a bottle of Green Tea with ginseng nearly every day but I don't remember why. I don't like tea and can barely taste the ginseng.8:44 AM Mar 5th from web A kid was just now crying about a leaking balloon. I told him it was going to pop eventually anyway. He said, "Shut up, mister!" Smart kid.1:40 PM Mar 4th from web